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Bill Writes In With Utter Disappointment, Sadness, and Angst

Question:

“I am utterly disappointed in the title of this article:

Raleigh Getting Ready to Blow Shit Up in Wake Forest – June 3-19

I expect more professionalism. Perhaps you can use a thesaurus and find a better choice of words.

For now, I’ll keep my subscription active with the hope that improvements are coming.

Thanks, Bill”

Answer

Dearest Bill,

You mean to say it was a shitty title?

You might want to unsubscribe now and of course always be prepared to expect less. After all our motto is that we strive to be the fifth best paper in town and this is the home of where half the news is fit to print.

With kindest love and compassion,

Steve

4 comments

  1. Dear Steve, don't change shit. Thanks 🙂

  2. Dear Steve, don't change shit. Thanks 🙂

  3. Ha ha ha this shit is funny!

  4. What a shitty way to start the day 🙂

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