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Man Blows Load in Pants, Kills Girlfriend

Details are limited at this early hour but a deadly accident occurred yesterday in Phoenix that should be taken as a warning to all Wake Forest residents carrying handguns in their waistband and dating women six or more years older.

News reports indicate an 18-year-old Phoenix man was hugging his 24-year-old girlfriend when she complained the gun in his waistband was uncomfortable while they embraced.

As the dude went to remove the weapon it discharged in his pants, killing his girlfriend. Oops. His bad.

Reports indicate the errant shot appeared to miss his junk entirely.

The latest waistband carrying fashion. Notice the nice belt.

The latest waistband carrying fashion. Notice the nice belt.

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