In downtown Wake Forest high tech security is carried out by bad ass gnomes. No need for underpaid security officers. A gnome chasing you down the street is undoubtedly much more effective.
The new Rose Mart / Shell Station / Dunkin’ Donuts on Highway 98 offers up a highly targeted security system. Apparently they are only fearful of break ins by a specific demographic as the security warning sticker is not in english.
We are not sure which is more ridiculous, the warning sign or the fact the milk sign is obscured by it. One of these things was not the brightest moment for someone.
Having devoted most of my adult life studying the news/crime genre that passes as journalism these days- No! I am not Mike Peterson- the conclusion one might make about the ‘security warning’ sign covering the ‘milk on sale ‘ sign is that there is a limited amount of milk available at this price. So you would consider it prudent to wave off a ‘certain population’ that might overwhelm the establishment and thereby disappointing the ‘regulars’.
It’s time for the store owners to be interrogated, I mean interviewed. We must know what the intent was in this matter. We are living in a time where we can’t afford to waste time concerning ourselves with things that are not important.
So the question is , “Is this important or not?!”
If the question is “Is this important or not” we will have to go with a big “Hell No.” Humorous or an interesting juxtaposition, maybe but important, not even close. As we always say, if you want real news, read the Wake Weekly. We strive to be the fifth best news source in Wake Forest.