The mayoral race in Wake Forest is on our mind today. Actually it’s been on our mind for the past couple of days as we spent a lot of hours researching and writing about the candidates Bill Randall and Vivian Jones, here, and here.
You know all those political signs people post on the roadways and then leave after the election is over.
Well this one caught our eye this morning on Capital Blvd.
And once we spotted this sign, we now see them everywhere up and down our section of Capital Blvd. It’s a damn eyeworm (like an earworm).
But seriously, if you are running for mayor, shouldn’t you at least get the name of the town right? That’s just plain embarrassing. We suck at catching typos and even we are embarrassed.
Dude, it’s Wake Forest, not Wakeforest. Did nobody catch that before placing them all over? Rhetorical question, apparently not.
We wonder how much traffic racing up and down and passing through on US 1 is just laughing about us in Wake Forest when a candidate for mayor can’t even get the name of the town right?
We know we can’t cast a stone over typos but even as horrible as we are at missing things, we would have caught that one.
William (Bill) Randall is running on a Tea Party platform of cutting out waste and eliminating things that are not necessary. Maybe what he’s doing with the signs is a clever taste of cuts to come.
That space was unnecessary in the Town name and costing Town employees an extra space bar tap as they worked. Randall claims to be a professional business coach so maybe he just did an efficiency study and found that by making the Town name one word instead of two we could save $28.43 a year? What’s next, TOWNOFWAKEFOREST?
Vote for Randall, Cut Out Spaces
Last time Bill Randall ran for office he was trying to get elected to the House of Representatives in Washington. In that race he was outraged over the giant penis and KKK someone drew on one of his signs. Want to know more about that, it’s over here.
This time his sign problems were self-inflicted. Randall and political signs just don’t play well together.
Randall was very critical last time when the “liberal” media would not cover his giant KKK cock and balls defacing. He allegedly sent out at least one press release, maybe more, trying to get media coverage of the hate crime. We wonder how many media outlets he’s going to contact this time to try to get the “conservative” media to cover his typo.
But this time it will be easier to catch the perpetrator, his name is on the sign.
In closing, let us refresh your memory.