Wake Forest Po-Po: Identify These Dudes, Win Lunch With Mariah Carey

Lenny Kravitz new album cover?
Lenny Kravitz proposed new album cover?
We swear this looks like RG III from the Washington Redskins.
We swear this looks like RG III from the Washington Redskins.
YO!
YO!

I've got nice nails.
I’ve got nice nails and I’m married to Mariah Carey. Who am I?

Wake Forest Police don’t have a clue who these dudes are so they are crowdsourcing this identification.

WFPD wants to know, “who they be” from the surveillance camera images.

We’ve provided our best guesses but please give WFPD a bell at 919-435-9610 if you know.

The guys are wanted for questioning in connection with an Oct. 19 incident that occurred at the Wake Forest Walmart Supercenter, 2114 S. Main St. The individuals are believed to have distracted a victim, stole her purse and later sold her cell phone. WTF!

Anyone who can identify the suspects or has information concerning this incident is encouraged to call the Police Department Tip Line at 919-435-9610. All calls are confidential.

Anyone confirmed to have helped the WFPD and shouted “Wake Forest News Rocks” when giving their tip and it leads to an arrest, will be eligible for a McDonalds gift card from the Wake Forest News and a picture of Mariah Carey. It’s our version of the worst crime stopper program ever invented.

“Would you like fries with that bust?”

Gratuitous use of Mariah Carey picture.
Gratuitous use of Mariah Carey picture.

3 thoughts on “Wake Forest Po-Po: Identify These Dudes, Win Lunch With Mariah Carey”

  1. I think the dude on top right side is the same guy that came around my house (and the SEBTS campus) asking for money. He said his name was Marcus and I saw him around Franklin Street all the time. Anyone else confirm that?

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