If you can’t stand spiders then it is unlikely you will be dating either of the two brainiac guys below.
The only difference between hitting yourself in the face with a telephone book and getting a spider tattoo is the phone book doesn’t leave a permanent spider tattoo on your face.
Somehow we regrettably believe the following statement was uttered somewhere along the way, “Yo babe, I won’t have any problem getting a good paying job with this on my face.”
