No Seriously. I Thought It Was a Good Idea at the Time

If you can’t stand spiders then it is unlikely you will be dating either of the two brainiac guys below.

The only difference between hitting yourself in the face with a telephone book and getting a spider tattoo is the phone book doesn’t leave a permanent spider tattoo on your face.

Somehow we regrettably believe the following statement was uttered somewhere along the way, “Yo babe, I won’t have any problem getting a good paying job with this on my face.”

spider face

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