The Youngsville Fire Department was called out at 7:20 AM for a foul odor at the Youngsville Food Lion this morning. I think someone in the deli was cutting the cheese.
Actually, it was some sort of electrical doohickey making a stinky mess. Nothing to see here. Move on.
But if there had been an actual fire, we wouldn’t have to worry because the tears of those that would then have had to drive to the Franklinton Food Lion instead, would have put it out.
The bonus though was I did meet a very nice Coca-Cola delivery guy who was waiting to get into the loading dock. He had a Coke and a smile. I guess it’s not just marketing hype.
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