These Mugshots That Will Make You Smile

Recently I wound up on the Garrett County website in Maryland and found the nicest collection of mugshots that I just had to share with you.

Enjoy.

That is the happiest mugshot for someone just charged with assault - second degree.
That is the happiest mugshot for someone just charged with assault – second degree.
Now there is a look that never goes into style. But it is the rage in the failure to appear for court crowd.
Now there is a look that never goes into style. But it is the rage in the failure to appear for court crowd.
It might be just me but is his head way too small for that body?
It might be just me but is his head way too small for that body?
Looks bored and yawning. Another assault - second degree. Oh well.
Looks bored and yawning. Another assault – second degree. Oh well.
Anyone shocked by this, charged with possession of marijuana?
Anyone shocked by this, charged with possession of marijuana?
Best impression of deer in the headlights.
Best impression of deer in the headlights.
Wake me when I'm booked.
Wake me when I’m booked.
Is there some makeup missing here or is this a new look I missed?
Is there some makeup missing here or is this a new look I missed?
Now there is a serious hairline for a woman. Assault - second degree.
Now there is a serious hairline for a woman. Assault – second degree.
Indecent exposure, resisting arrest.
Indecent exposure, resisting arrest.
First degree excessive neck.
First degree excessive neck.
Charged with theft. Wow, seriously happy about it.
Charged with theft. Wow, seriously happy about it.
Driving while suspended. She should meet up with theft girl above and find a happy middle ground.
Driving while suspended. She should meet up with theft girl above and find a happy middle ground.
The Burger King shirt and name tag is a nice touch for a theft booking.
The Burger King shirt and name tag is a nice touch for a theft booking.
Assault - second degree. Man those folks in Maryland are damn happy about their assault arrests.
Assault – second degree. Man those folks in Maryland are damn happy about their assault arrests.
The big flower / Love tattoo would not be half as ironic if she wasn't charged with, you guessed it, assault.
The big flower / Love tattoo would not be half as ironic if she wasn’t charged with, you guessed it, assault.
While you might think "I'm a Dinosaur," you are actually really just driving while suspended.
While you might think “I’m a Dinosaur,” you are actually really just driving while suspended.
Caught for burglary and trespassing in this neon shirt. Maybe next time she should try something in a muted earth tone color.
Caught for burglary and trespassing in this neon shirt. Maybe next time she should try something in a muted earth tone color.
I think even the photo blew over the limit for this DWI arrest.
I think even the photo blew over the limit for this DWI arrest.
Dressed for arrest.
Dressed for arrest.
Interesting hair.
Interesting hair.
Imagine how happy she would have been if she had actually appeared in court instead of failing to appear.
Imagine how happy she would have been if she had actually appeared in court instead of failing to appear.
If that's a fashion statement I have no clue what it is telling me.
If that’s a fashion statement I have no clue what it is telling me.
The mugshot says this persons name is Debra. Well Debra looks a hell of a lot like a dude. Just sayin'.
The mugshot says this persons name is Debra. Well Debra looks a hell of a lot like a dude. Just sayin’.
Surprise Mom I got busted for stealing credit cards.
Surprise Mom I got busted for stealing credit cards.
"Get Me Your, what? Charge is burglary. I'm going with wallet or silver.
“Get Me Your, what? Charge is burglary. I’m going with wallet or silver.

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