I’ve actually never purchased anything from Sky Mall, that outfit which fills the airplane seat pockets with catalogs of shopping goodies. But I look at the magazine every single time I fly.
I was on a plane the other day and had to laugh out loud at some of the items available. I wanted to share them with you.
First up is the Turkish bathrobe. I realize they have robes and wraps for both men and women but does the guy really need to have his hand in the pocket right there? Makes it look like it’s easy access for, well, other activities. Disclaimer: Yes, I have the mind of a 12-year-old.
I’m not saying this looks like an accident waiting to happen but I’m pretty confident both chiropractors and orthopedic doctors everywhere are shopping for second homes that will be paid for with the proceeds from visits of users.
This little mobility adventure has regret written all over it.
Nothing says we are having a great time and laughing like best friends like having to lounge in plague like mosquito infested areas. Note, this is the unisex version.
Trust me on this one, it’s better to see the original in Europe than the replica in a Wake Forest backyard. I bet they sell a lot of these. Here’s an idea, connect the fountain to a Kegerator for extra fun.
Although, if you are going to put the fountain above in your backyard then maybe you should get these shirts to wear at your next gathering.
After you’ve spent a couple of rounds at the party above whatever you do don’t stare at the purse someone might bring if it winks at you like this one.
I’d use this thing for target practice. It only plays three songs and imagine how long it would take to get so sick of it that you’d want to sink it.
I’d rather have the whole cup full.