Monday, May 20, 2019
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Dear Sky Mall, I Love You

I’ve actually never purchased anything from Sky Mall, that outfit which fills the airplane seat pockets with catalogs of shopping goodies. But I look at the magazine every single time I fly.

I was on a plane the other day and had to laugh out loud at some of the items available. I wanted to share them with you.

First up is the Turkish bathrobe. I realize they have robes and wraps for both men and women but does the guy really need to have his hand in the pocket right there? Makes it look like it’s easy access for, well, other activities. Disclaimer: Yes, I have the mind of a 12-year-old.

Seriously, is that the best place for the guy's hand?

Seriously, is that the best place for the guy’s hand?

I’m not saying this looks like an accident waiting to happen but I’m pretty confident both chiropractors and orthopedic doctors everywhere are shopping for second homes that will be paid for with the proceeds from visits of users.

This little mobility adventure has regret written all over it.

Endorsed by chiropractors everywhere.

Endorsed by chiropractors everywhere.

Nothing says we are having a great time and laughing like best friends like having to lounge in plague like mosquito infested areas. Note, this is the unisex version.

Nothing says I'm really having a good time and enjoying myself like this outfit.

Nothing says I’m really having a good time and enjoying myself like this outfit.

Trust me on this one, it’s better to see the original in Europe than the replica in a Wake Forest backyard. I bet they sell a lot of these. Here’s an idea, connect the fountain to a Kegerator for extra fun.

Now I've seen the original fountain in Europe and it's interesting in that context. But in your Wake Forest backyard, well, less awesome.

Now I’ve seen the original fountain in Europe and it’s interesting in that context. But in your Wake Forest backyard, well, less awesome.

Although, if you are going to put the fountain above in your backyard then maybe you should get these shirts to wear at your next gathering.

Not sure what to say about this.

Not sure what to say about this.

After you’ve spent a couple of rounds at the party above whatever you do don’t stare at the purse someone might bring if it winks at you like this one.

A purse that winks at you would freak me out.

A purse that winks at you would freak me out.

I’d use this thing for target practice. It only plays three songs and imagine how long it would take to get so sick of it that you’d want to sink it.

If I ever see this in a pool. I'm leaving.

If I ever see this in a pool. I’m leaving.

I’d rather have the whole cup full.

Clearly a sign not to drink.

Clearly a sign not to drink.

3 comments

  1. I actually have the mosquito jacket. It is surprisingly hot and hard to see through when gardening.

  2. My favorite article to date! #LoveIt

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