New Trump Credit Card Not For Mexicans or Ugly Women

In an effort to make America great again the Donald Trump campaign grabbed media attention this morning when it beat others to the punch in a virtual public relations riot. The announcement caught many off guard and was totally unexpected in its greatness. The announced plan describes an effort to churn the American economy faster…… Continue reading New Trump Credit Card Not For Mexicans or Ugly Women

The Funniest Christmas Lawn Ornament Yet

[KGVID]https://wfncnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Big-Mouth-Bass-Christmas.mp4[/KGVID] Last night a Lowe’s, Pam was browsing through the Christmas decoration section, which is already out, and she spotted the giant Big Mouth Billy Bass inflatable. Please do me a huge favor, if you spot one of these in the front yard of anyone in Wake Forest, please stop, take a picture, and send…… Continue reading The Funniest Christmas Lawn Ornament Yet

Town of Wake Forest to Open Embassy in Raleigh

In an effort to help open a dialogue and established better communications and understanding, the Town of Wake Forest is planning to open its first embassy in a foreign land. The Wake Forest embassy, set to open in 2017, will be located in Raleigh since we all know what happens in Raleigh is foreign to…… Continue reading Town of Wake Forest to Open Embassy in Raleigh

Attention Whovians. Free Food, Wine Samples, and the Art of Pam Rhode.

In the interest of full disclosure, Pam is my wife and I think she is a uniquely talented artist. And I should know, I’ve seen all her work. Who: Pam Rhode   What: Art After Hours Local Art Exhibit When: May 8, 2015 6pm-9pm Where: The Cotton Company 306 S. White Street, Historic Downtown Wake…… Continue reading Attention Whovians. Free Food, Wine Samples, and the Art of Pam Rhode.

Recycle Your Cash Here

Amanda sent in this photo from her trip to China. Apparently the ATM is a “Cash Recycling System.” And ironically, I suppose that is a factual statement. Here at the Wake Forest News we love guest posts like this one. Please feel free to contribute your story by submitting it here. All contributors will most…… Continue reading Recycle Your Cash Here

These Firefighters are Turkeys

Probably the bravest turkeys you’ll ever meet though. You’ve got to wonder how many bad jokes those firefighters have heard over the years? Maybe I’ll have to contact the Chief Turkey and ask. But then again he’d probably tell me to go stuff myself.