Wake Forest Driver Achieves Unlikely in Accident

This afternoon a local Wake Forest driver managed to achieve a nearly impossible feat as the young lad, who shall remain nameless, completely overlooked a big ass U-Haul truck and smacked into it while driving up hill. The young driver only had one request for us after we arrived on the scene, “Please don’t put … Read more

Sex on Wake Forest Train Tracks Not Advised

As a public service, this publication is advising Wake Forest area residents to remember to not have sex on the train tracks running through town or the surrounding area. Normally we would not publish such a public service warning unless it involved either string cheese or tater tots but apparently not having sex on the … Read more

The Wake Forest Weekly Goes Big Time

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Across our desk this morning came flashing this press release sent out on the nationally recognized service PRWeb. The Wake Forest Weekly was the prominent feature of the release and soundly praised for their annual community contest where residents and those engaged in rampant voter fraud, cast a vote for who or what they like … Read more

Upcoming Events in Wake Forest for Sept 26 – Oct 7

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Quite frankly we have no idea how Bill Crabtree, the Town of Wake Forest public information officer ever sleeps. He seems like his duties far outweigh a reasonable amount of time. So from now on he will be known as Super Crabtree. Able to leap massive deadlines in a single bound. Stronger than an editor. … Read more

The Wake Forest Gift That Keeps on Giving – No, It’s Not VD

The Wake Forest Gift That Keeps On Giving – No, It’s Not Vd

Wake Forest is special in so many ways. Oh crap, that sounds like we are writing a puff piece. Let’s try again. Wake Forest residents are the luckiest people on the planet. Damn, we did it again. How about Wake Forest is unique in many ways. Let’s go with that. Yes, Wake Forest is special … Read more

Wake Forest Fire Department Engine 3. Pierce Saber Sexy.

Wake Forest Fire Department Engine 3. Pierce Saber Sexy.

The people who live in the Heritage area of Wake Forest, NC and the surrounding reaches have probably driven by the Wake Forest Fire Department Station 3 on Foresstville Road a number of times. So many times in fact they’ve probably filtered it out of their consciousness. “There’s a fire station on Forrestville Road?” Why … Read more

Wake Forest Police Issue BOLO for Cute Blonde

Wake Forest Police Issue Bolo For Cute Blonde

In an effort to engage in effective policing but also to be sensitive to the budding artistic community in Wake Forest, the progressive and very cool Wake Forest Police Department has released its first perp drawing by their new volunteer artist Mary Margret Muckenfuss. The “be on the look out” notice, BOLO in police lingo, … Read more

Asian Garden is Hiring. Anyone Need a Job?

Asian Garden Is Hiring. Anyone Need A Job?

Was just out and about and spotted a “Cashier Wanted” sign in the window of Asian Garden at 13654 Capital Blvd, Wake Forest. The sign says to call 347-774-5603. [googlemap src=”https://maps.google.com/maps?q=13654+Capital+Blvd,+Wake+Forest&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x89ac52535a64cda3:0x1d3af112e3888b20,13654+Capital+Blvd,+Wake+Forest,+NC+27587&gl=us&ei=_KYzUrK-EIrK9gTyroDYCg&ved=0CCsQ8gEwAA” width=”100%” align=”aligncenter” ]

The Soap Rejuvenator and Boobs. A Wake Forest Invention.

The Soap Rejuvenator And Boobs. A Wake Forest Invention.

We’ve always got our feelers out for new and unique Wake Forest news to report. This latest information comes from a press release sent out by a company called InventHelp. InventHelp says their Raleigh office, which is in Durham, is assisting an unidentified Wake Forest inventor with an idea to help rescue lost soap nubbins. … Read more

Wake Forest Residents Participate in Pew Research Study on Happiness

Wake Forest Residents Participate In Pew Research Study On Happiness

The Pew Research Center has finally released the results of their recent study on happiness. Wake Forest resident Stephanie Jones, who works in Durham, was featured in the video report you see above. Some of the responses by other Wake Forest residents that didn’t make the report included: Wanting SEBTS library to be open on … Read more