Randall Mayor Wakeforest Litter

We have to give a big hat tip to all the political candidates in the recent Wake Forest election. A vote for most entertaining candidate goes to Bill Randall and his campaign signs which we covered in RANDALL MAYOR WAKEFOREST – Fail. Now that all the voting is over we’d like to sincerely thank almost…… Continue reading Randall Mayor Wakeforest Litter

Wake Forest Runners Caught in Shocking Act of Defiance

On Saturday morning, the Wake Forest Area Runners (WFAR) held an event in downtown Wake Forest which successfully blocked streets and required lazy people to alter their travel patterns. The run was the inaugural WFAR 5K Classic, we’ll see how classic this becomes. With a stark indication of how good running is for you, the…… Continue reading Wake Forest Runners Caught in Shocking Act of Defiance

Halfbacks Will Love the Wake Forest Renaissance Centre

This morning the Town of Wake Forest plied media representatives with coffee and pastries in their introduction of the Wake Forest Renaissance Centre. As a fine upstanding journalist we can’t be bought and would never take a bribe but a fine cup of coffee and some pie goes a long way. Know what I’m saying?…… Continue reading Halfbacks Will Love the Wake Forest Renaissance Centre

Bill Randall Favored By Some Voters in Race for Wake Forest Mayor

Bill Randall, the candidate who ran against Wake Forest Mayor Vivian Jones was favored in the election held in Wake Forest today by nearly one in four voters. Incumbent Jones secured 2,575 votes or 71 percent of votes, supported by her platform of homemade cakes and cookies for all. Wake Forest residents are easily persuaded…… Continue reading Bill Randall Favored By Some Voters in Race for Wake Forest Mayor

Candidate Mike Cole Stumps Resident, Town, and Us

Always willing to take the blunt end of the stupid stick we have an open policy for readers to ask us questions here. The reference to the stupid stick is directed entirely at us at Wake Forest News. Typically when a question comes in our general reaction is, “damn, don’t know again,” and off we…… Continue reading Candidate Mike Cole Stumps Resident, Town, and Us

Cryptic Elm Avenue Sidewalk Mystery Solved With Indian Attack

Always wanting to help other Wake Forest Nutters, we fielded a question from a reader who said, “Now ask Wake Forest about the sidewalk on Elm Avenue across from the fire station.” And that’s all they said. After much contemplation we were left with probably the exact same tilted head, squinty eye look on our…… Continue reading Cryptic Elm Avenue Sidewalk Mystery Solved With Indian Attack

No More Pooping in the Parks Come November

WAKE FOREST, NC – October 30, 2013 – In accordance with the Nov. 3 Daylight Savings Time change, the Wake Forest Facilities Management Department will close the outdoor restrooms and shut off the water fountains on Friday, Nov. 1, at the following town parks: Ailey Young Park, 800 Juniper Ave. E. Carroll Joyner Park, 701…… Continue reading No More Pooping in the Parks Come November

Truck Driver Creatively Squares Off Circle

No disrespect to over the road truck drivers but this accident today seemed avoidable. The driver should probably have seen the circle jump out as he passed by. But alas, no. All clear now. Just a damaged wall and a fractured wallet as we are sure a bill will be sent to repair the beautiful…… Continue reading Truck Driver Creatively Squares Off Circle

Mayoral Candidate Calls Us Hacks

You know when a mayoral candidate calls us hacks, our initial knee-jerk response is “yes, yes we are.” But that’s because we are a newspaper where our slogan is “where half the news is fit to print.” Recently we published what was supposed to be a fun a light look at the two candidates for…… Continue reading Mayoral Candidate Calls Us Hacks