Town of Wake Forest

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Wake Forest Really Wants Adults to Come and Play With Their Balls

Warning: This story is incredibly juvenile, gratuitous, and involves a whole lot of playing with your balls. I don’t want to hear any bitching, you’ve been warned. The Town of Wake Forest is both terribly tenacious and fun-loving. They try very hard to make local residents have incredible and insane amounts of fun, even if they don’t want to. If …

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Renaissance Centre Attacked by Bugs in Trendy Footwear

The Wake Forest Renaissance Centre has got something going on that parents with prepubescent kids may want to participate in. Or even parents who are kids at heart themselves should consider attending. Tomorrow, July 9, the Forest Moon Theater will present ‘Attack of the Ugg Bugs’ at the Wake Forest Renaissance Centre, 405 S. Brooks St., at 11 a.m. Since …

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Wake Forest Fireworks Were Truly Spectacular – Watch

On the evening of July 3, 2014 an absolutely spectacular fireworks show was put on by Zambelli Fireworks and the Wake Forest 4th of July Committee, at the Wake Forest High School field. This was the 41st year the show has been held. Rhonda Alderman was in charge of the Committee this year and did a hell of a job …

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What to Know Before You Act Like an Idiot on July 4th

With July 4th just around the corner the Town of Wake Forest has issued some very helpful commonsense suggestions to help prevent people from rendering emotional and physical harm to others. It’s worth paying attention to since I had a friend lose an eye in a firework accident. And no, I was not involved. The official Town of Wake Forest …

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Wake Forest to Get Free Electricity Stations With Volts

The Town of Wake Forest has announced the award of some free money to the Town from the North Carolina Solar Center Clean Fuel Advanced Technology Project to help bring electric vehicle services to our little burb. Two electric vehicle charging stations will be installed under this grant and will be located in the public parking lot in front of …

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Is The Crosswalk Conundrum a Conspiracy at the Seminary?

Being the investigative reporter that I am I had to tackle the statement a reader sent in. They said, “I have a potential story for you, what is up with the roundabout in front of the Seminary (Main Street and 98)? There used to be brick crosswalks, and they have disappeared! Now it’s just filled in asphalt…. is this permanent …

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Wake Forest Renaissance Centre to Offer Magic 8-Ball Service

In order to help utilize the new marvelous Wake Forest Renaissance Centre for more functions the operation will now be able to provide life advice and guidance with their new Magic 8-Ball life advice service via Facebook and Twitter. Residents are encouraged to ask burning questions to get life advice from the RC. Some questions are not eligible for answers. …

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Wake Forest Midlife Crisis Car Show a Success

A beautiful Saturday today brought many out to view the plethora of midlife crisis classic cars on display up and down the center of historic Wake Forest. From end-to-end there were many pampered, dusted, and heavily polished works of automotive art that sure sucked up a bunch of money otherwise dedicated for a 401(k). Cameras were out all over but …

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Town Wants You to Please Move Your Shit

The following press release is from the Town of Wake Forest. My comments and translations are in the [ ]. The Town of Wake Forest wishes to remind residents that obstructions such as trees, sheds and fences are not allowed on public utility easements unless permitted by an encroachment agreement. An easement is the property the town or the City …

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Man Blows in Pipe. Makes Girls Float.

“It was shocking,” not a single person would say who was at the Renaissance Centre in Wake Forest this afternoon for the concert by “Wild Bill” Leslie and his band, Lorica. The place was filled with a capacity crowd. All the people there were there. Attendance actually looked very respectable to me. Bill Leslie, who we all mostly know from …

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