Town of Wake Forest

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Wake Forest Looking for Free Underage Labor to Fill Vacancies

The Town of Wake Forest is accepting applications from area high school students who are interested in serving on the Youth Advisory Board (YAB) for the 2014-15 school year. Here at the Wake Forest News we think it should be renamed to Youth Advisory Board Beginner Auxiliary, Demonstrating Awesome Boisterous Behavior and Action, Duty Outstanding Opportunities. That way it could …

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Easter Bunny in Halter Top Lays Golden Eggs in Joyner Park

On a beautiful Saturday afternoon the Easter Bunny made an appearance in Joyner Park for the annual Easter Egg hunt. Despite our best investigative journalism efforts we were unable to solve the mystery why a bunny lays easter eggs. Why isn’t it the giant Easter hen instead? Anywho. Loads of kids came out, had fun, found eggs, and enjoyed a …

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Spring Carnival Set to Tie Up Home Depot Parking for a Good Cause

The Wake Forest Police Department’s annual Carnival for the Kids begins Tuesday, April 8, and runs through Sunday, April 13. The carnival will be held in the parking lot of the Wake Forest Home Depot, 11915 Retail Dr. The Carnival for the Kids promises fun and entertainment for the entire family, including rides, games and lots of food. Admission to …

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Town of Wake Forest to Make Final Move. New Town Name Needed.

In an unusual turn of events the Town of Wake Forest is to relocate to Winston-Salem, North Carolina by April 1, 2015. The parties involved are still in final negotiations if the move simply means the name moves or the actual town is relocated. According to the vagueness of the original agreement it could go either way. This final turn-of-events …

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Wake Forest Wants to Talk Dirty to You and Give You Some Wood

In today’s installment of totally inappropriate and juvenile sexual innuendo comes this important news from the Town of Wake Forest. Spring has sprung and winter’s done! While that may be wishful thinking now, downtown Wake Forest is planning an event in April that will welcome and celebrate the return of weather suitable for enjoying the great outdoors naked. (We added …

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DST – Time to Change Vibrator Batteries

Daylight savings time begins at 2 a.m. on Sunday, March 9. Residents are urged to set clocks forward one hour before bed Saturday evening. Clocks are set ahead one hour at 2 a.m. local standard time, which becomes 3 a.m. local daylight time. The Wake Forest Fire Department encourages residents to use the occasion to replace batteries in smoke and …

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Wake Forest Wants Your Grass & Weed in Little Baggies

The Town of Wake Forest’s loose leaf collection season ends Friday, March 14. Beginning Monday, March 17, through Friday, Sept. 26, all leaves, weeds and grass clippings must be bagged for collection or placed inside a garbage receptacle marked ‘YW’ (yard waste). The Town will no longer pick up containers marked ‘MS’ (my shit). Wake Forest residents are urged to …

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Time to Drop Off Your Medications and Burn Them

The other day in this article on drug abuse in Wake Forest, I mentioned a program called Operation Medicine Drop. Well the next installment of the program is coming up on Saturday, March 15. The Wake Forest Police Department will partner with the State Bureau of Investigation (SBI), Safe Kids North Carolina, and Riverkeepers of NC to sponsor Operation Medicine …

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