Town of Wake Forest

The beautiful, smart, intelligent, witty, and damn sexy town of Wake Forest has news to share. Read it here.

Quick – Buy Bread and Milk. Snow is Coming to Wake Forest.

For those of us that are transplants from anyplace fours hours north the mention of snow in the Wake Forest area sets off a wave of panic that we find curious. Well the forecast for tonight stands as: Intermittent snow showers and windy this evening. Breaks in the overcast later. Low 17F. Winds NNW at 20 to 30 mph. Chance …

Read More »

Bang Goes the Heroin on East Oak Avenue

Earlier today we reported what a reader had told us about an event last night on East Oak Avenue in Wake Forest. The reader said, “Please find out what happened last night on East Oak Ave. It’s off of North Main near The Border Restaurant (in WaFo.) There was a loud boom around 9 pm. It sounded like a transformer …

Read More »

Fred Smith Caught Laying Ass Fault

Yea, we know it is spelled asphalt but we like our title just the way it is. Weather permitting, the portion of East Juniper Avenue from Jubilee Court to Traditions Grande Boulevard will be reduced to one lane tomorrow from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. The temporary lane closure is necessary so the Traditions Development contractor, Fred Smith Company, can …

Read More »

Dying to Get on Cemetery Advisory Board? You Win!

If you’ve been dying to serve on the Wake Forest Cemetery Advisory Board, OMG you are in luck. The Town of Wake Forest has immediate openings for five people to serve on the CAB and do whatever it is they do. Seems like a fairly quiet appointment and way to serve the community. Kind of a shortage of people talking …

Read More »

Wake Forest Announces Starfleet Academy with Food Bribes

The Town asked us to broadcast the following message on all extraterrestrial jurisdiction (ETJ) interstellar space channels. Unfortunately none of the lifeforms who might hear it out there will be eligible to attend the Wake Forest Starfleet Academy since they will live in the wrong ETJs. And by the way, for most of us the following message is going to …

Read More »

Wake Forest Tower Flyby for Faster Internet

A few days ago we talked about how faster 4G LTE cell service was going to be added to the top of the Wake Forest water tower. On Thursday the antenna installation was conducted with the help of a crane and some brave or crazy climbers from Site Sweeps. Enjoy the aerial video of event and of course the views …

Read More »

Historic Wake Forest, North Carolina Postcards

We’d like to thank Wake Forest resident Frank Drake for sharing his collection of historic Wake Forest, North Carolina postcards with us to share with you. If you have any others you’d like to contribute, please contact us here. Wake Forest, NC General Pictures Wake Forest College, Wake Forest, NC

Read More »

Wake Forest – Bring Out Your Dead

The Town of Wake Forest is again encouraging residents to make recycling a holiday tradition by bringing out your dead and dying, Christmas trees that is. It reminds us of the famous “Bring out your dead” part of a Monty Python movie, as shown above. The town will collect and recycle old Christmas trees from residential homes according to its …

Read More »

Wake Forest International Airport Project — Canceled

In an unfortunate turns of events the Wake Forest International Airport (WFIA) project has been cancelled at the last minute due to unhappy citizens who just did not want the project in their backyard. For those unfamiliar with the planned airport, more can be learned about it here. The airport was set to occupy the abandoned and overgrown golf course …

Read More »

Crooks Commit Sewercide This Weekend

Wake Forest Police say thieves are responsible for stealing as many as 16 storm drain grates this weekend in the St. Andrews Plantation, Stonegate and Caveness Farms subdivisions. The grates, which weigh over 100 pounds each, cover drains that often have a drop of more than 10 feet. When a storm drain cover is stolen it leaves a hole that …

Read More »