Wake Forest Police Department

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha’ gonna to do. Wake Forest Police gonna come for you.

Not the Saturday Morning You Want to Have

Around 4:30 Saturday morning Wake Forest Engine 2, and one very tired Wake Forest News reporter, responded to an accident with injuries call on Capital Blvd. and S. Main Street. The good news is there was no traffic on the road and we hit all the lights green. Sweet! You can listen to the call below. The front driver side …

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Stadium Drive Rear Ender

On Sunday afternoon October 13, 2013 around 6 PM a couple of Wake Forest transportation devices had a most unfortunate collision on Stadium Drive. Engine 4 responded from Station 1 and took care of business on arrival. It appeared Battalion Chief Royce Fuoco, Firefighter Bobby Neal, Lieutenant William Schultz, and some other guy showed up for the party. He wasn’t …

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Awesome Wake Forest Police Charge Alleged Serial Robber

The Wake Forest Police Department has joined the party and charged a Raleigh man in connection with the October 8th armed robbery of a Wake Forest woman along the 6200 block of Ridgemount Street. Our exceptionally brilliant Wake Forest resident reportedly triggered her car alarm when she was allegedly confronted and scared off the robber who was wearing a ski …

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Wake Forest Police Issue BOLO for Cute Blonde

In an effort to engage in effective policing but also to be sensitive to the budding artistic community in Wake Forest, the progressive and very cool Wake Forest Police Department has released its first perp drawing by their new volunteer artist Mary Margret Muckenfuss. The “be on the look out” notice, BOLO in police lingo, was issued moments ago. As …

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WFPD Turns Papa Smurf Into Darth Vader

When I heard sleepy Wake Forest had a badass armored SWAT truck the first thought that came to mind was donuts. Can’t help it, my years working through college on the graveyard shift as a police dispatcher created some sort of Pavlovian response. We did eat a lot of donuts. It’s not just a stereotype. But the second thought was a …

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Wake Forest Police Department Cruiser Too Sexy for Work

I don’t know if you’ve paid attention lately but the Wake Forest PD vehicles have been getting super sexy. And that’s not just me saying that, they cruiser design even won an award. Yes, they do have awards for these things. Who knows, maybe this sexy as hell award winning design will help stop some jacked up twerp perp from …

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Mom Shoots Self in Hand While Shopping

According to reports, Danielle Hayes, 29, left Staples on Retail Drive in Wake Forest after having an unfortunate discharge in her purse. It is alleged, her precious two-year old son reached into Mommy’s purse and when Danielle went to get her son’s hand out of the purse the gun discharged injuring Danielle’s right hand. Hayes was rushed to WakeMed where …

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