Vote For Whoever the Hell You Want. The Wake Forest News Editorial Board.

Tomorrow is E Day. The elections will be over. Thank God! The editorial board of the Wake Forest News got together this morning to write our election post on who we support. The vote was unanimous. This election has brought up a number of disturbing issues. The most pressing is people who the day before … Read more

Donald Trump to Ban Wake Forest Christians

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Christians entering Wake Forest until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on. According to Pew Research, among others, there is great hatred towards Muslim Americans by large segments of the Christian population. Most recently, a poll from the Center for … Read more

New Trump Credit Card Not For Mexicans or Ugly Women

In an effort to make America great again the Donald Trump campaign grabbed media attention this morning when it beat others to the punch in a virtual public relations riot. The announcement caught many off guard and was totally unexpected in its greatness. The announced plan describes an effort to churn the American economy faster … Read more

Seminary Football Lampoon 2013 Review

Seminary Football Lampoon 2013 Review

It’s that time of the year again. Football season is upon us. Hallelujah. This year Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary (SEBTS) is hoping to make the playoffs. It’s been a rough couple of seasons, especially with having to play religious conference football games at the baseball field at J.B. Flaherty Park since they had no football … Read more