Truck Driver Has Erection and Falls Over in Wake Forest

Thanks to an awesome Facebook reader we learned of a truck accident today between Purnell Road and Jenkins Road on Capital Blvd. Traffic was snarled as people gawked at the big truck laying on its side. What, you’ve never seen a huge truck fall over? Okay, we’ll give you the fact it’s not something we … Read more

Wake Forest Police Kick Ass Again on Sewercide Case

We were damn proud of our Wake Forest Police who nabbed the serial robber after he struck just once in Wake Forest, but they’ve done it again and closed a multi-jurisdictional case quickly. It seems they’ve broken the sewercide case wide closed. Wake Forest Police have recovered nearly 100 storm drain grates stolen from Wake … Read more

URGENT: Missing Wake Forest Girl. Police Need Your Help.

UPDATE: The girl was found. Never mind, but thanks. Wake Forest Police and Wake Forest Fire Department are currently searching for a missing 16 year-old girl. Her first name is LaDaeshia. She was last seen at Kohl’s on Capital Blvd wearing a pink shirt, black jacket, dark pants, and lime green shoes. She went missing … Read more

Wake County School Budget Cuts Lead to Girlfriend Sharing

The State of North Carolina is facing difficult financial times and that is leading to a significant reduction in the number of textbooks the school system will be able to purchase. State funding for textbooks has been cut by nearly 80 percent over the past few years and that had led to fewer textbooks being … Read more

City of Raleigh Says, “Buy Your Own Damn Benches”

The City of Raleigh has come up with a new and unique way of helping residents using the 28 miles long Neuse River Greenway who have to sit. For those people that actually want to or need to sit down on a long hike the City is offering you a solution, buy your own damn … Read more

Governor Treats Wife Nice and Takes Her Out of North Carolina

North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory is doing it up big for his 25th wedding anniversary by taking his wife and leaving the State. What he should have done was pack up the SUV and taken a short drive up to Wake Forest where he could have had some wonderful coffee, some delicious crabs, bought some … Read more

Wake County Super Cool Christmas Lights Map

Kids provide magic power to Wake Forest Christmas Tree

Facebook reader and Wake Forest Commissioner Jim Thompson has started a map of all the fantabulous holiday lights in the Wake County area. Nice effort by Jim and it is much appreciated to help hunt down the most incredible light displays. You can visit his map here or see the current map below. Jim’s already … Read more

Driver Gets Medical Attention on Side of 98

This morning a driver of a car was headed eastbound on Dr. Calvin Jones Highway/NC 98 when they pulled over on the side of the road just before South Main Street. Wake Forest Police blocked off the road while medical crews attended to the driver and investigators dealt with the remainder of the police work … Read more

Crooks Commit Sewercide This Weekend

Wake Forest Police say thieves are responsible for stealing as many as 16 storm drain grates this weekend in the St. Andrews Plantation, Stonegate and Caveness Farms subdivisions. The grates, which weigh over 100 pounds each, cover drains that often have a drop of more than 10 feet. When a storm drain cover is stolen … Read more