We Think Wake Forest Police Should Combine Turkey Golf Charity

The Wake Forest Police Department does a hell of a lot for the community. We don’t know how they have time to get everything done, bag perps, and offer such a great hand to the community through charity events. As an example of their dedication, the Wake Forest Police Department’s Golf Tournament for the Kids is coming up on Monday, …

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Wake Forest Station 5 Responds to I-540 Accident

This evening Wake Forest Fire Department responded with a number of other fire departments including City of Raleigh, Bay Leaf and Durham Highway to an unfortunate accident on I-540 just after Six Forks Road and just before the exit for Falls of Neuse Road. Listen to the Fire Department dispatch call above. It appears a couple in the orange Dodge …

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Secret Capital Blvd Shortcut to Beat Traffic Now Open

A big hat tip to reader @nickreagan for alerting us the new Ligon Mill Road extension is now open. The extension will allow those Wake Forest residents wanting to travel north to avoid Capital Blvd up to the area of Red Robin and Caveness Farms apartments. Those headed north can escape Capital Blvd from 401, as shown below. If Ligon …

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Man Blows Load in Pants, Kills Girlfriend

Details are limited at this early hour but a deadly accident occurred yesterday in Phoenix that should be taken as a warning to all Wake Forest residents carrying handguns in their waistband and dating women six or more years older. News reports indicate an 18-year-old Phoenix man was hugging his 24-year-old girlfriend when she complained the gun in his waistband …

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Ask Winnie – How Can I Write for the Wake Forest News?

Dear Winnie, How do I start writing for Wake Forest News? Chris [includeme file=”postincludes/subscribe.txt”] Dear Chris, It looks like you just did. I went and visited the humans here at the Wake Forest News to field your request. They said in their other lives they have an extensive amount of experience in fielding stories from people and something called guest …

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Giant Pickle Spotted in Wake Forest Breaking Law

This afternoon we were lucky enough to capture an image of Phil Witz breaking the law in Wake Forest so we can provide definitive proof of the violation to the authorities. The image was captured from the railroad bridge above the intersection of E. Roosevelt Avenue and S. White Street as we were continuing our research into this story we …

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Wake Forest Driver Achieves Unlikely in Accident

This afternoon a local Wake Forest driver managed to achieve a nearly impossible feat as the young lad, who shall remain nameless, completely overlooked a big ass U-Haul truck and smacked into it while driving up hill. The young driver only had one request for us after we arrived on the scene, “Please don’t put my name in the paper. …

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Sex on Wake Forest Train Tracks Not Advised

As a public service, this publication is advising Wake Forest area residents to remember to not have sex on the train tracks running through town or the surrounding area. Normally we would not publish such a public service warning unless it involved either string cheese or tater tots but apparently not having sex on the train tracks is not obvious …

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Paint Your Wake Forest House to Avoid Nuclear Death

Have you ever worried about surviving a nuclear attack in Wake Forest? Silly you, no need to worry. Apparently the easy answer has been known for decades but secretively kept from you by the paintinati. This 1954 Civil Defense film revealed the secrets to making sure your Wake Forest home survives a nuclear attack by using Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, …

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