Wake Forest Obituaries

Here at the Wake Forest News we’ve noticed a trend about obituaries we thought needed to be addressed. For some reason search traffic keeps landing on our website looking for obituary information on people who have exceeded their use by date. For the record, nobody ever dies in our version of Wake Forest. We feel once you are a Wake …

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The Wake Forest Weekly Goes Big Time

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Across our desk this morning came flashing this press release sent out on the nationally recognized service PRWeb. The Wake Forest Weekly was the prominent feature of the release and soundly praised for their annual community contest where residents and those engaged in rampant voter fraud, cast a vote for who or what they like best in our community. It’s …

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Upcoming Events in Wake Forest for Sept 26 – Oct 7

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Quite frankly we have no idea how Bill Crabtree, the Town of Wake Forest public information officer ever sleeps. He seems like his duties far outweigh a reasonable amount of time. So from now on he will be known as Super Crabtree. Able to leap massive deadlines in a single bound. Stronger than an editor. Bill or his massive staff …

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The Wake Forest Gift That Keeps on Giving – No, It’s Not VD

Wake Forest is special in so many ways. Oh crap, that sounds like we are writing a puff piece. Let’s try again. Wake Forest residents are the luckiest people on the planet. Damn, we did it again. How about Wake Forest is unique in many ways. Let’s go with that. Yes, Wake Forest is special in many ways. One of …

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Question Authority. We’re Going With Yes On This One.

It’s so odd that actually happened to someone else as well. We thought it was just us at the Wake Forest News that this happened to. You know it’s time to question authority when a unicorn is driving a van. Or alternatively, it’s time to ask a friend to stay with you till the mushrooms wear off. And we’re talking …

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Fifty Shades of Hay – Wake Forest Shopping Find

Fifty Shades of Grey is riding a wave of popularity as the best soft core porn literary series that is being read by housewives across America, including Wake Forest. The series, we are told, involves a number of romantic and “liberating” sexual exploits. Whatever that means. Hate it or love it you have to give one artist at The Cotton …

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This is What Happens When You Leave Wake Forest

There is almost no good reason to ever want to Leave Wake Forest unless it involves a boat drink, a ship, and an ocean. But here are some observations about life outside of Wake Forest from a recent excursion to Michigan. It get’s weird out here in the outside world. Get me back to Wake Forest, fast, please. I want …

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Water Hold the Mayo

A recent trip through our Wake Forest Bojangles’ presented this on the drive through screen as we waited to order. We know there is a health conscious craze going on but hold the mayo on water?

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