Wednesday, December 1, 2021

Wake Forest Residents Participate in Pew Research Study on Happiness

Wake Forest Residents Participate In Pew Research Study On Happiness

The Pew Research Center has finally released the results of their recent study on happiness. Wake Forest resident Stephanie Jones, who works in Durham, was featured in the video report you see above. Some of the responses by other Wake Forest residents that didn’t make the report included: Wanting SEBTS library to be open on Sunday. 9 for 1 pizza …

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PowerSecure Featured Image Confuses Us

Powersecure Featured Image Confuses Us

Granted, we are all easily confused here at the Wake Forest Times News (we even got our own name wrong) but in researching a potential story about PowerSecure, a Wake Forest company doing fantastic, the featured image of a pot plant in the Google search results has left us scratching our heads. Sometimes truth is much funnier than fiction.

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Wake Forest Fire Pit Bacon Gets Caught Hitting the Sauce

Wake Forest Fire Pit Bacon Gets Caught Hitting The Sauce

The Fire Pit, a local Wake Forest tasty barbecue company that is really, really good, will be playing a supporting role in this Thursdays episode of Supermarket Superstar on the Lifetime network. The premise of the show is to torture contestants in a fun and entertaining way and hoping viewers will watch the show and not fast forward through the …

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Jane Steelman Outed as Artist at The Cotton Company

Jane Steelman Outed As Artist At The Cotton Company

The Cotton Company is our local Wake Forest artist incubator and place to buy beautiful things you never knew you needed to purchase. We think management sits on resident artists till they hatch their first sale. The Cotton Company has a few resident artists who keep themselves off the streets and holed up in their studios in the place. You …

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Your Booze and Guns Are Not Welcome at Town Park Gospel Concert. Shocker.

Your Booze And Guns Are Not Welcome At Town Park Gospel Concert. Shocker.

This upcoming Sunday, September 8, 2013 the Wake Forest Parks and Recreation Department and others will be sponsoring a concert in E. Caroll Joyner Park. According to the Town of Wake Forest, they don’t want you to forget to leave your booze and guns behind. They are not welcome at the Gospel Jubilators free concert in a public park with loads of …

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Warning: You’ll Get Crabs in Wake Forest

Warning: You’ll Get Crabs In Wake Forest

Seriously, you will get crabs if you come to Wake Forest. Backfins Crab House is a local establishment with a loyal following. We’ve met people in here who have traveled for hours to come sup on delicious blue crabs. It’s a claw cracking, hammer swinging, beer drinking, lip smacking good time. And for those that don’t like seafood, don’t go …

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We Can’t Figure It Out Either

We Can’t Figure It Out Either

You know all those back window stickers on cars that show the family? Our favorite one recently was one where there was Mom, Dad, and the kids but Dad got scraped off. We are thinking d-i-v-o-r-c-e. But when we saw the one below around town it was far too complex for me to figure out. If you’ve got a clue, …

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Is Your Wake Forest Internet Too Fast to Handle?

Is Your Wake Forest Internet Too Fast To Handle?

Now here is something all of us at the Wake Forest News are 100 percent behind, faster internet in Wake Forest. If you are saying you’d like slower internet, I understand there are some stunning housing opportunities for you in Bunn. The WakeForestFiber website appears to be leading the charge for modern fast internet in Wake Forest. They even have …

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Oh Grammar. Why You Be So Difficult?

Oh Grammar. Why You Be So Difficult?

We have NO room to make fun of other people for their horrible writing because here at the Wake Forest News our motto is proofreading is for pussies. But as bad as we might be, these commenters have got us beat. Thanks to JacksFilms for a huge laugh. Enjoy.

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