Wednesday, January 19, 2022

Oh Grammar. Why You Be So Difficult?

Oh Grammar. Why You Be So Difficult?

We have NO room to make fun of other people for their horrible writing because here at the Wake Forest News our motto is proofreading is for pussies. But as bad as we might be, these commenters have got us beat. Thanks to JacksFilms for a huge laugh. Enjoy.

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Cannizzaro’s Pizzeria is Fantastic

Cannizzaro's Pizzeria

Cannizzaro’s is the latest occupant of one of the cutest local places to eat in Wake Forest. The dinning room, if you can call it that, can probably hold a total of 30 people but that’s just fine. While the food here is fantastic, it’s a wonderful place to go for the brick walls and old wood floors, as well. …

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The Best Way to Be Happy

Waiting to be Happy

The message of the day is about happiness. It’s so true, we often expect to find happiness through the acknowledgement and acceptance of others. If we did, this fourth rate paper wouldn’t exist. Maybe just being happy now, instead of waiting, is the best thumb in the eye to those that want to pee in your Wheaties? Just sayin’.

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WFPD Turns Papa Smurf Into Darth Vader

Wfpd Turns Papa Smurf Into Darth Vader

When I heard sleepy Wake Forest had a badass armored SWAT truck the first thought that came to mind was donuts. Can’t help it, my years working through college on the graveyard shift as a police dispatcher created some sort of Pavlovian response. We did eat a lot of donuts. It’s not just a stereotype. But the second thought was a …

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Wake Forest Shopping Find – Zombie Shooting Targets

Wake Forest Shopping Find – Zombie Shooting Targets

We are always keeping our eyes open for the weird or unusual items available around town. Today we have something you would not expect to find, zombie shooting targets. Yes, you read that right, zombie shooting targets. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up. But please do us a favor and do not decorate your kids room with these. Sigh, …

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Ask Winnie – What’s Up With All the Damn Baptists?

Ask Winnie – What’s Up With All The Damn Baptists?

Dear Winnie, I’m tired of running into Baptist all over town (don’t they know this town has a “no solicitation” policy?), so I’d love to know how many atheists live in Wake Forest, and where do they hang out? Jesus-Free Zoner [includeme file=”postincludes/subscribe.txt”] Dear JFZ, Even though I’m just a squirrel, I still get what you are talking about. It …

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WFFD Snuffs One on Stirrup Court

Wffd Snuffs One On Stirrup Court

At 12:20 pm on August 25, 2013 the alarms rang all over the Wake Forest Fire Department locations, rustling everyone away from a much deserved lunch. A house on Stirrup Court was on fire. The call for the brave troops of the Wake Forest Fire Department was issued. What apparently began as an innocent smoke break, turned into a hell …

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Knock, Knock. It’s Your Time to be Awesome!

Knock, Knock. It’s Your Time To Be Awesome!

In case it had not occurred to you, you are going to die one day. Dead. Life is a one way trip and if you are bored or not satisfied with your life, don’t waste time complaining about it. Take action. Do something. Be awesome! If you really want to change. The next second is the first moment of your …

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Wake Forest Police Department Cruiser Too Sexy for Work

Wake Forest Police Department Cruiser Too Sexy For Work

I don’t know if you’ve paid attention lately but the Wake Forest PD vehicles have been getting super sexy. And that’s not just me saying that, they cruiser design even won an award. Yes, they do have awards for these things. Who knows, maybe this sexy as hell award winning design will help stop some jacked up twerp perp from …

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