Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Wake Forest Not a business was stirring, not even the florist. The stockings were hung by the gas logs with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas, or some other culturally sensitive similar facsimile, soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While … Read more
Spotted this downtown today while wasting time doing something ridiculous. Man, you really have to love your Pert shampoo to have this license plate.
Wake Forest, NC never disappoints for entertainment. Here are some things spotted around the area this past weekend.
Fifty Shades of Grey is riding a wave of popularity as the best soft core porn literary series that is being read by housewives across America, including Wake Forest. The series, we are told, involves a number of romantic and “liberating” sexual exploits. Whatever that means. Hate it or love it you have to give … Read more
A recent trip through our Wake Forest Bojangles’ presented this on the drive through screen as we waited to order. We know there is a health conscious craze going on but hold the mayo on water?
You know all those back window stickers on cars that show the family? Our favorite one recently was one where there was Mom, Dad, and the kids but Dad got scraped off. We are thinking d-i-v-o-r-c-e. But when we saw the one below around town it was far too complex for me to figure out. … Read more
We have NO room to make fun of other people for their horrible writing because here at the Wake Forest News our motto is proofreading is for pussies. But as bad as we might be, these commenters have got us beat. Thanks to JacksFilms for a huge laugh. Enjoy.