Twas the Night Before Christmas in Wake Forest (Adult Version)

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Wake Forest Not a business was stirring, not even the florist. The stockings were hung by the gas logs with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas, or some other culturally sensitive similar facsimile, soon would be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While … Read more

Fifty Shades of Hay – Wake Forest Shopping Find

Fifty Shades Of Hay – Wake Forest Shopping Find

Fifty Shades of Grey is riding a wave of popularity as the best soft core porn literary series that is being read by housewives across America, including Wake Forest. The series, we are told, involves a number of romantic and “liberating” sexual exploits. Whatever that means. Hate it or love it you have to give … Read more

We Can’t Figure It Out Either

We Can’t Figure It Out Either

You know all those back window stickers on cars that show the family? Our favorite one recently was one where there was Mom, Dad, and the kids but Dad got scraped off. We are thinking d-i-v-o-r-c-e. But when we saw the one below around town it was far too complex for me to figure out. … Read more